Don't Drink and Drive

With Xmas upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my fellow investors about drinking and driving. Don't do it! To be honest I have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several beers followed by some excellent red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a taxi home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police roadside check but since it was a taxi they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise, as I had never driven a taxi before, I don't know where I got it from, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it, if you hear someone has lost a taxi can you let me know.

Buffering

A man begins making vigorous love to his wife. After a few minutes he stops. "What's going on?" his wife says, "why have you stopped?". The replies, "It is a new technique I learned online. It's called buffering!".