Following a disasterous world cup campaign, there is relief at the English FA today that new sponsors have been found for the national football team. Oil company Total, clothing manufacturer French Connection UK and couriers UPS will share equal coverage on the team's shirts with immediate effect.
Team manager Fabio Capello expressed his relief at the new sponsorship deal at a press conference earlier today, "Sono molto felice. Questa nuova sponsorizzazione aiuterà a pagare i miei salari stravaganti per un altro due anni. Il mio progetto ha lavorato molto buono."